Chapter 3.3

Different terms and definations.

Crapist- a person who talks crap.
Crapper- a person who studies crap.
Crapology- the subject of learning crap.
Craptilism- the art of crap.
Anti-crap- people against crap.
Crapping- the verb for talking crap.

Chapter 3.2

Improving Crapping Skills

Besides practising on your crapping skills, you may want to mix around with crappy friends as you may be able to absorb some crap from them.
Listening to more crappy jokes will sharpen your crapping skills and help you to develop thinking skills.

You can improvise some lame jokes. For example, " why did the chicken cross the road?" The usual answer should be: "it wanted to get over to the other side ".
But, the answer can be improved. For example, " it wanted to commit suicide"
Any lame answer is enough to make people go -.-'''

-End Of Lesson-

Results announced

Ranking Name of candidate Score Comments
1. Lee Jia Hui 49/50 Effective use of crap.
2. Yi Zhen 47/50 Good use of crap but a
little serious.
3. Cecilia Lim 46/50 Some questions are
answered by wrong
techniques.


The rest of the marks will be updated much later.

Announcement

Common test re-take

Please inform me or leave a comment to take the re test.

Pupils taking the re-test: Cecilia, Priscilla, Jia Hui

Announcements

1. All lessons will stop due to the coming Common Test.
2. Registrations for the Common Test has stopped.
3. Eligible candidates are: Yizhen
Shelley
Shi Ting
Exam date: 14th May 2006
Lessons will resume on the 15th of May, 2006.

Unsuccessful candidates may wait for other announcements after the exam.
Thank you.

Announcement

UWWC first common test (beginners crapology test) will be held on the 14th of May 2006.

Topics tested: Chapters 1 to 2

All answer scripts must be handed in by 7pm on the 14th of May.
Or else, the late scripts will not be accepted. The exam scripts will be e-mailed to all candidates on 14th May.

Candidates who wish to take the examination must register by 13th May (tomorrow) .

Please register by leaving your comments on this posting. All candidates must hand in their application forms by 13th May. This is an important test as it will determine if you can get into the intermediate courses.

Chapter 3.1

Understanding more basics on crapology.

After learning on how to crack lame jokes, we shall begin to learn more on how to be a more professional joker. For example, you can create more lame jokes that goes round and round to irritate people.

But, please do not offend people. Crapology is meant for fun. So while being crappy, you still have to be sensible. Control the crappiness on your jokes and think twice before you tell someone the joke. If the person cannot take such jokes, do not crack that joke on him. Tell him other kinds of jokes that will not offend him.

Take note of all important informations from all lessons.

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Chapter 2.2

How to get to a better level of humour.

After you have mastered the technique as mentioned in the last post, try doing this. Think up of your own lame and crappy stuff that make people go -.-''' or X).
For example, you may send people messages once in a while like this: Hilo Ailo Bilo Cilo Dilo Eilo Filo Gilo Hilo Iilo Jilo Kilo Lilo Milo Nilo Oilo Pilo Qilo Rilo Silo Tilo Uilo Vilo Wilo Xilo Yilo Zilo.

Do some crappy actions in a while ( take note. Only once in a while ) People will only feel that it is funny when they see such unusual actions once a while.


--End Of Lesson--